Top 10 Sewing Jokes
10) I shouldn’t tell sewing jokes…. Im always running out of new material.
9) I was getting annoyed with my latest sewing project when my hubby helpfully declared… you seamstressed.
8) Why are christmas trees so bad at sewing?… because they always drop their needles.
7) My Doctor said i need more fiber…. so i went straight to the yarn store.
6) Remember people will see your quilts long after you are gone… not your housework.